here is a list of things you shouldn't do...trust me, I HAVE EXPERIENCE
100. Jack something from the mall and show it off in front of the surveillance cameras
99. Play Russian Roulette with gangsters alone
98. Try to stick a 50 cent coin in a soda machine
97. Lock all the doors in your house and try to break in it
96. Break a cinder block with your head
95. Play swords with real swords
94. Eat a pint citric acid and see how long you can last without feeling the effects
93. Teach a mute how to speak
92. Brush a crocodile's teeth
91. Take a shower outside in a storm
90. Milk something other than a cow and a goat
89. Go cannonball on a 37 foot diving board
88. Glue feathers on your arms and try to fly
87. Play dodge ball with rocks
86. Cut out pictures of an animal and tape it all over your friend's walls
85. Juggle throwing stars
84. Beat up a clown
83. Fill a water gun with acid
82. Use a chainsaw to cut your meat
81. Wear all the clothes you need at once for a trip
80. Go cow tipping in the afternoon
79. Print out words that are food based and eat them
78. Give your pillow a cool name like Mr. Puff Puff!
77. Holler on a snowy mountain
76. Eat popsicles when it's snowing
75. Try to make a snow angel in the middle of summer
74. Send blackmail to people you don't even know
73. Moo at cows to try make a bond with them
72. Stuff someone's pockets with catnip and enjoy the show
71. Give a choice of foods: popped corn, or corn that's popped
70. Try drink soda up your nose
69. Try to steal money from professional judo masters
68. Go to a Korean restaurant and ask them for Indian food
67. TP your own house
66. Brush a shark's teeth
65. Play baseball with onions
64. Microwave an egg
63. Stick plastic money in one of those souvenir machines
62. Whenever you eat something, name it out loud in a different language
61. Tape a love letter to a rock and throw it into your boyfriend's/girlfriend's window
60. Sniff glue
59. Liquid nitrogen your Hot Pocket
58. Hatch a chick faster by cracking the egg open
57. Stick a lightbulb in your mouth
56. Stick a lightbulb up your nose
55. Believe redbull's comercial and try to fly
CEC Youth 2009 Mission Statement
To redefine and build our relationship with Jesus Christ by encountering Him through His Word, Prayer and Fellowship.
To understand and become a follower and leader for Christ in our community
To understand and become a follower and leader for Christ in our community
4 comments:
uh... dont do that, (Red Bull DOES give you wings, if you do both 55 and 88)
ya,we should all go drink some redbull.
haha that's hillarious..but why does it start at #55?
how do you have experience about playing russian roulette with gangsters alone, or beating up a clown??
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